Top Ten Reasons the Jacksonville Airport Makes Me want to Cry

10. I always seem to be leaving someone there, and not picking someone up FROM there.
9. It really makes me want to jump a plane to Memphis, even if I'm not scheduled to do so.
8. They have some of the worst Burger King Whoppers I've tasted in my life (like any are good...)
7. It's not the Memphis airport.
6. I know that even if I'm LEAVING from the airport, I'm eventually going to have to come back.
5. The idiots at the Burger King gave me Root Beer instead of Coke. I hate root beer.
4. The airport makes me want to fly somewhere ELSE.
3. There is no Backyard Burger at the Jax airport.
2. Rarely does anyone come, via an airplane, to visit me in Jacksonville. It's an open door to come and go, but it seems to be a door that only goes one way sometimes.
1. I really want to hop a plane to Memphis and permanantly leave Jacksonville, and its airport (don't take this the wrong way; I love my family here, and would prefer they hop the plane and come along with me provided I was still going to live on my own once we got back to Memphis...)